If the person in the story would cry instead of laugh hearing it retold, it’s not a funny pee story. It’s cruelty.
Ironically, medical professionals have the worst stories because they can't leave. ICU nurse Maria recalls a post-op patient who was hooked up to a catheter. The man looked at Maria with tears in his eyes and said, "Nurse, I am so sorry. I dreamed I was at a water park." funny pee stories
“Woke up dreaming I was peeing... 11:30, company is allowed to go... peeing with pressure for nearly two minutes... Marine beside me looks over and says “man, you really had to piss”, and starts laughing.” If the person in the story would cry
He forgot that his headset had a 50-foot range. ICU nurse Maria recalls a post-op patient who
As Mark tried to explain the laws of human anatomy to a script-reading robot, the operator kept asking for his account number. Mark finally snapped. "I am going to pee on my phone," he said calmly. "And then I am going to mail it to your CEO."