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I can’t tell you my name by using a letter,Because it’s a name that I now like no better!It’s hateful to me, because it’s a bother to you,I’d tear it to shreds and then soak it in glue!

Here is a sample of how the script reads:

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: The story is often guided by narrators, sometimes designated as Thing One and Thing Two , who set the stage for the audience in a campy, self-aware manner.