Rpg Crotch We Have No Rice Magical Farming Survival Exclusive Jun 2026

Forget crows. You’ll be defending your crop from Void-Hoppers and Stalk-Mimics —creatures that look like corn until they try to eat your face.

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As you entered the village, you were greeted by Thorold, who handed you a worn-out farming manual and a small pouch containing a few gold coins. "Ah, brave adventurer," he said, "we've been expecting you. The fate of Crotch rests in your hands. Our scouts have reported that a magical rice variety, known as 'Moonlight Rice,' grows in the nearby forest. This rice has the power to heal the land and restore balance to our world. But be warned, the journey will be treacherous, and you'll need all your wits and farming skills to succeed." Forget crows

PC (Steam Exclusive) / PS5 Release Date: "When the rice is ready." (TBD – estimated Late 2024) Pre-order bonus: A digital art book titled "The Art of Starvation." "Ah, brave adventurer," he said, "we've been expecting you

The full working title reads like a ransom note: “RPG Crotch: We Have No Rice – Magical Farming Survival Exclusive.” It sounds like a fever dream, but for players sick of harvesting strawberries in the sunshine, this game is the brutal, muddy, magical realism you didn’t know you needed. This rice has the power to heal the