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Date Everything High Quality (2025)

is an ambitious, genre-bending indie dating simulation released by Sassy Chap Games in June 2025. Its central hook is exactly what the title promises: you play as a down-on-their-luck customer service worker who receives a pair of mysterious "Dateviator" glasses, allowing you to date virtually any object in your home—from your bed and refrigerator to abstract concepts like the UI or your own existential dread. Core Gameplay Mechanics

As you navigated this strange new reality, you realized that every object had a history and a dream: date everything

Each day, you managed your limited time, choosing who to speak with and how to respond. Your goal wasn't just to date them, but to help them reach "Realization"—the point where they fulfill their potential and leave the house to pursue their own dreams in the real world. In saving your house, you were slowly rebuilding your own life, one conversation with a smoke alarm at a time. Your goal wasn't just to date them, but