Arthur grabbed a picnic blanket from the backseat and draped it over himself like a majestic, plaid cocoon. Under the cover of the "Great Plaid Tent," he began the delicate operation. It required the flexibility of a gymnast and the nerves of a bomb squad technician.
Another example is the woman who peed on a patch of ice and ended up slipping and falling, injuring her hip. As she was being taken to the hospital, she joked that she had "frozen her assets" - a play on words that had her friends and family in stitches. funny+pee+stories
. If you're consistently taking much longer or shorter, your bladder might be trying to tell you something. Trick-or-Treat Disaster: One child in a complicated Halloween costume Arthur grabbed a picnic blanket from the backseat
If you want to write more "emergency" humor, try these prompts: The Silent Cinema: Another example is the woman who peed on
: One traveler, stuck in a car during a freezing rainstorm with over an hour left in the drive, resorted to using a spare pamper and wet wipes to solve her problem. She reported feeling "shame" but admitted it was better than the alternative.
We have scoured the depths of the internet (and a few confession booths) to bring you the most cringe-worthy, side-splitting, funny pee stories ever told. Warning: Do not read this while drinking coffee.